relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick
look at this sick dog
i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted